No
more worrying about things to do no
more weighing should and could no
more impatient waiting by the door no
more what i did what did you do
No
more planning and mock-rehearsing
the silly things you'd do at the wedding
the thank-you-for-comings and songs you'd sing
that you never told her about
None.
Amazing what can happen in so short a time, isn't it?
Well, there you go. I'm ambiguously single and available now, it seems. Affected me more than it should.
Than I thought it could.
Monday, September 05, 2005
Sunday, September 04, 2005
Revamp! Revamp!
"Thinking about changing the name, we are."
Bah. You people need to watch Eddie Izzard. Then I could just drop references and you'll all be laughing. Saves me a ton of work, that way. The above quote, for example, is hilarious.
No, really.
But, yes. Just as a brand of dog food for small yappy-type dogs made it big by changing its name from "Mr Dog" to "Cesar", so shall TehUneducated evolve. The new name will be...
TehGoat.
...what.
Goats are unique in a way few people see. Dogs bark. Cats meow. Cows moo. Notice the direct working of the actual sound into the word. But the goat! It does not emit anything that sounds like bleat, does it now?
Meh. Mehhhh. Mehhhhhhh.
That was an example, in case you had no idea what a goat sounds like, you see.
So there we go! Cute, horny, and sometimes ornery. Eats anything, too. Fuck with a frying pan if that's not me in two sentences.
Besides, TehUneducated is a mouthful to handle. Not the sort of name that rolls off the tongue, no. And I'm quite tired of trying to explain it as the running gag I mean it to be rather than some sort of complex I have.
Please adjust your television sets accordingly. It will very soon be tehgoat.blogspot.com that will entertain you with his high-pitched whining noises.
Verily, I say unto you:
Meh.
Bah. You people need to watch Eddie Izzard. Then I could just drop references and you'll all be laughing. Saves me a ton of work, that way. The above quote, for example, is hilarious.
No, really.
But, yes. Just as a brand of dog food for small yappy-type dogs made it big by changing its name from "Mr Dog" to "Cesar", so shall TehUneducated evolve. The new name will be...
TehGoat.
...what.
Goats are unique in a way few people see. Dogs bark. Cats meow. Cows moo. Notice the direct working of the actual sound into the word. But the goat! It does not emit anything that sounds like bleat, does it now?
Meh. Mehhhh. Mehhhhhhh.
That was an example, in case you had no idea what a goat sounds like, you see.
So there we go! Cute, horny, and sometimes ornery. Eats anything, too. Fuck with a frying pan if that's not me in two sentences.
Besides, TehUneducated is a mouthful to handle. Not the sort of name that rolls off the tongue, no. And I'm quite tired of trying to explain it as the running gag I mean it to be rather than some sort of complex I have.
Please adjust your television sets accordingly. It will very soon be tehgoat.blogspot.com that will entertain you with his high-pitched whining noises.
Verily, I say unto you:
Meh.
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