"Thinking about changing the name, we are."
Bah. You people need to watch Eddie Izzard. Then I could just drop references and you'll all be laughing. Saves me a ton of work, that way. The above quote, for example, is hilarious.
No, really.
But, yes. Just as a brand of dog food for small yappy-type dogs made it big by changing its name from "Mr Dog" to "Cesar", so shall TehUneducated evolve. The new name will be...
TehGoat.
...what.
Goats are unique in a way few people see. Dogs bark. Cats meow. Cows moo. Notice the direct working of the actual sound into the word. But the goat! It does not emit anything that sounds like bleat, does it now?
Meh. Mehhhh. Mehhhhhhh.
That was an example, in case you had no idea what a goat sounds like, you see.
So there we go! Cute, horny, and sometimes ornery. Eats anything, too. Fuck with a frying pan if that's not me in two sentences.
Besides, TehUneducated is a mouthful to handle. Not the sort of name that rolls off the tongue, no. And I'm quite tired of trying to explain it as the running gag I mean it to be rather than some sort of complex I have.
Please adjust your television sets accordingly. It will very soon be tehgoat.blogspot.com that will entertain you with his high-pitched whining noises.
Verily, I say unto you:
Meh.
2 comments:
Meh meh eat grass.
Just give me a sign.
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