Host you so hard. Why.

Tired of your polite guests turning down your offers of snacks and beverages? Try selling them to them. Host: "Some chips? A beer?"

Guest: "No, thanks, I..."

Host: "Only a dollar." Guest: "What?"

Host: "Chips are only a dollar. Beer is three dollars each. Come on man, times have been bad, the dog's been sick...these are reasonable prices. Help a brother out man."

Guest: "O..k. One beer. And chips, I suppose."

Host: "Oh, nooow maybe you want the chips too. Fine. Sit. Asshole."

Enforced refreshments. And you get to recoup what you spent on groceries. What's there to lose except maybe friends?

...but don't sell water lah. That one really too cheebye.