Supplies!

No, no, not my cake. Just jacked it off TEH INTARNAT.

I do think it's curious how those little dinky candles have become ubiquitous. Anywhere in the world, it seems. Birthdays: little dinky, pastel-themed candles. With spirals. There has to be a fuck-off huge company making these things. LUP CHEONG PLASTIC or something. The things just scream Made in China.

But I had quite a lovely time. And yes, that was genuine surprise. It was a grand affair, and I'm not sure that I deserved it, or the people who arranged for it.

And so, in this quiet corner of the internet, let me thank you again. I love you all, in spite of your terribly bad jokes.