An Islamic extremist suicide bomber detonates the bomb he carries in the middle of a packed bus during rush hour.
The immediate explosion kills 23 people, and close to a hundred more are severely wounded as the bus separates into two halves of screaming, fiery metal and slams into congested traffic. Many a limb is ground into so much red pulp.
When he comes to, the bomber discovers himself not in a glorious heaven as he had thought, but in a hellish nightmare of fire, brimstone and fat naked people. Above his head were scrawled the words "Suicide Bomber". The glowing wall he is tightly shackled to sears the skin off his flesh, and a huge, hideous man begins nonchalantly driving iron pickets into his feet. Not for him, the blessed relief of unconsciousness.
As his mental coherence returns long after the the monstrosity has had its wicked way with him, the sorely deluded bomber turns to his side and sees an even more wretched being. Similarly shackled, this person was nailed to the wall at 5cm intervals along his body. That body was covered with ghoulish insects whose purpose was apparent: the person convulsed constantly as if in shock, and the only pauses in his screams of pain were chokings of blood.
Above his head were scrawled the words "Hacked Xiaxue".
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You tell me. The papers will be reporting her manicure sessions next, at this rate.
To avoid coming across as a jerkoff, I have constructive feedback for the mistress...nay, Goddess, by her own reckoning, of makeup, Photoshop and narcissism:
If she ever needs money, go the way of Olinda Choo and do a slimming contract. Heck, they'll be beating a path to her door after that photograph.
I meant come across as a complete jerkoff, you see. I'd gladly sympathize, were it someone else. While I respect Wendy Cheng for what she has accomplished, I have no opinion whatsoever of her as a person. Do look at her -comeback- post.
Enough is enough. There are better pictures and content to be put on the national papers. Like articles on how to care for ingrown toenails.
6 comments:
My point was that the Singapore press seems to think they're equally significant, having devoted about similar coverage to each, see.
Oh believe me, lovelies. I've seen quite possibly the worst ones. No diea why Sanly-Lim decided to take down hers. No more example to show.
On side note, replying to comment within two minutes is freaky, heh.
Sorreh. Mildly inebriated. I'm a cheap drunk.
People get confused with your definition of a "cheap drunk". Anyhows, WELCOME BACK TO CIVILISATION.
Random input of text: Jessica Chobot. Go check her out. Her situation might bear a somewhat slight resemblance to your favorite female blogger. And besides, just having the name JESSICA CHOBOT here will probably increase the number of hits on your site.
I never knew such a person existed in the world...
...then again, I have been confined to the Northeast coast of the US for my entire life.
Though I comprehend your simile, TU, I wish I could fully grasp it like you and Rien-chan do.
I really have nothing against someone who has found such err..popularity because of their errr...content, but they actually write articles about that psycho (I have only read her July 26th entry and her sidebar info, so yes, very biased opinion) in your papers?
Biases are healthy.
Our papers seem to adore her, yes. See if rien will scan and send them to you, ma'am. Enlightening stuff.
I will see about that.
Btw, you really do need a tagboard here...
*links you on my blog*
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