Nine days already? Really?
I'd intended to at least attempt to write something once a week. But the days are just packed, to quote Bill Watterson. No, no reason, besides that he loved his work enough to flip off money. Leh. Along with the people giving it to him.
That's a personal goal. To be successful enough doing something I enjoy to flip off money. It will be tough. Jacking off doesn't pay very well.
But yes, dreams. What are those all about, eh? It's interesting how it's a subject with which a change of tense can be the difference between blah and epic.
"I had a dream."
"I have a dream."
I could go places with this. Or you could, with Google. But we'll just look at three facets of sleep and dreaming. With corresponding levels of Epic.
1. Flying
Probably the second-most common dream, next to sex with German twins. No, I don't think I'm special, but I've never had dreams of flying. The closest I got made enough of an impression on me, that I remember it nigh twenty years on. Twenty years leh. Le...ok, sorry.
I was a kid. And for some reason, I thought it was a good idea to jump out of the window of the flat, which was on the fourth storey. I probably had some vague idea I was dreaming, and wanted to test it because I'm empirical like that. There, but for the grace of actually being correct for once, goes the non-existence of tehgoat.blogspot.com and the very messy existence of one piakked kid.
So I jumped. And I went high, and slow. Gravity was like a forty-five dollar cocktail at a posh bar: there, but less than half-strength. I slowly landed, and it was fun. And I jumped again and again, because when you're six years old, you have no idea that what you really should be doing is visualising hot German twins. So whee, jump. Land. Jump somemore.
Like frog.
Yes, other people get to fly. I got to play frog. Albeit the special frying kind with the extra webbing between limbs so they can glide from tree to tree. No, really got such frog.
The ramifications of that probably explain why I am the way I am, today.
2. Sleep Paralysis
It hasn't happened lately, but it's not fun. Skim the Wiki and make your own call, but let me describe it.
You're awake, but unable to move. Everything is black, because you can't open your eyes. Breathing is laboured. Yes, you panic. Straining the edges of sanity, you find you can move a finger, ever so slightly. Yes, you know you're awake. You can feel your bed, your pillow, your bolster. Hear the fan and the faint drone of the TV in the living room.
But you can't move. You want to scream for help, for someone to slap you out of it or something. But you can't. Black. Sight is so close. You know it is. Your eyelids are stapled shut, though. You can feel your heartbeat speed to ridiculous levels, and you think you might die from it. You think maybe that would be a good thing, that blessed unconsciousness would be better than this dark, sightless limbo.
That's how it's like the first time, anyway. If any of you two people reading this have experienced sleep paralysis, it's unpleasant, but breakable. Calm yourself in the face of utter despair. And then there's no way I can describe the following action, but to gather your sense of self into a corner. Ball yourself up into a tight ball, if you will. And lunge outwards.
It takes a few tries, sometimes. But you'll eventually break out of yourself, gasping for air and cursing like a sailor who discovers he has crabs, and not the sort you eat.
But me being me, I've done that. And woken up, gasping and all. And went about the daily doldrum, getting ready for work. All very normal. Then I leave the house and a pig flies past. "Hello, you," I say. And then SMLJ reaction kicks in.
And then I wake up. Again.
3. The Cling
I haven't actually heard anything about this. It's generic enough to be all over the place but unGooglable, I suppose. Like trying to find a childhood friend whose name you forgot by entering, "Chinese boy, about yay tall in 1990."
The cling starts when you have a happy dream. Silly-happy sort of thing. Like when you're a kid and swimming in a sea of candy. Replace candy with money or something, as you grow up. Or virgins. Anything you can grab a handful of and be pretty happy about, really.
But everything's normal when you're dreaming. For a while, at least. And then you feel yourself wake up. Dream-reality ripples, and begins to fade. Running on sheer animal instinct, you grab handfuls of whatever it is around you, because you want so desperately to keep it.
And then you wake up. And even though you know it's retarded, you slowly look down and open your tightly clenched fists. Empty. Not that you were really expecting a fistful of candy, money or rather grotesquely, dismembered breast. But you're still disappointed, and go bleah at no one in particular.
Yes, this is when you find out that it's about Her after all. Because you tend to dream of what weighs most heavily on your mind, you see. And rather embarrassingly, she's it.
I dreamed of her. Nothing exciting enough to remember. Possibly, she was gardening in a chicken suit, weeding out wild Bratwursts that were choking the flowering pizza plants. Then I woke and, finding myself in my room, go, "Ah. Dream. I wonder what she's doing right now."
Something was strange about my bolster. It was a funny shape. And it was heaving gently. I looked down, and it was her. Warm, sensuous and curled up against me, her head tucked into my chest.
And that's the story of the one time I brought my dream back with me. It was wonderful, in the original meaning of the word.
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