Mine lah.

The wife tried repeatedly to yank the blanket off me last night, when I was only holding on to my rightful half of it. Her attempts were foiled by preemptive kiappage. She just woke up. Only snoozed her alarm twice today instead of the usual 17. Siol.

You call each other what, now?

I suspect we'll never call each other Ah Mew and Mehmeh in public. Well, possibly when very old, like, have to strap balls to belt kind of old Because really, when you start the day strapping your balls to your belt, you really don't give a fuck.